Today’s troubling realizations (offered as distraction from swine flu and economy) —
It is hard to find my glasses when I am not wearing my glasses.
It is hard to make coffee when I haven’t had my first cup of coffee yet.
It is hard to buy a new swimsuit when… well, it is just hard to buy swimwear.
So, I am just going to choose to approach life like my little friend here:
*keep my eyes open*
*slam some sunkist*
*wear shiny things on top of my head to detract the eye away from my butt*