Today’s troubling realizations (offered as distraction from swine flu and economy) —
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It is hard to find my glasses when I am not wearing my glasses.
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It is hard to make coffee when I haven’t had my first cup of coffee yet.
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It is hard to buy a new swimsuit when… well, it is just hard to buy swimwear.
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So, I am just going to choose to approach life like my little friend here:
*keep my eyes open*
*slam some sunkist*
*wear shiny things on top of my head to detract the eye away from my butt*
jane, candid 
So if I combine your wise observations… perhaps wearing a bathing suit wouldn’t be so traumatic if I remembered the whole “shiny thing on the head” technique! Next time I go to a beach or a public pool, I’ll have to pack the appropriate headgear! And as an added bonus, doing so would embarrass the crap out of my kids! I gotta try it!
Kris, that is the super secret plan.
Judy, thanks for the tweet!
Karen, PeeWee is always a good resource on these weighty matters… 🙂
That was a PERFECT distraction from all the swine flu/economic downturn news! Yay you! (I am so getting something shiny for my head.)
Hi Jane,
As PeeWee said in his BIG ADVENTURE….”Everybody’s got a big but….”
Karen 🙂
But the shiny things on top of the head, that WORKS….