Today’s troubling realizations (offered as distraction from swine flu and economy) —


It is hard to find my glasses when I am not wearing my glasses.


It is hard to make coffee when I haven’t had my first cup of coffee yet.


It is hard to buy a new swimsuit when… well, it is just hard to buy swimwear.


So, I am just going to choose to approach life like my little friend here:

*keep my eyes open*

*slam some sunkist*

*wear shiny things on top of my head to detract the eye away from my butt*

sunkist dude