Okay, so here’s the deal: that magic big yellow bus stopped coming to my house and now there are extra PEOPLE here. Every day. All day. And every time I sit down at the computer to write something brilliant, someone says “You’re at the computer, AGAIN???” Which makes me feel like I should play a game with them or something. Because they grow up so fast. Then I wander off and see some task that was supposed to be done yesterday, and they ask if they can use their “screen minutes” which are a commodity akin to gold around here.
Coincidentally, I work at the one computer in the house with a fast internet connection; it could not be their secret evil plan to distract me so they can play a computer game, could it??
I miss the bus.
I miss the writing.
I need a new routine.
Anyhoo, back to business around here. There is a book to give away. You may already know that lots of blogs do regular giveaways. I’ve won three books from blog giveaways in the last couple months, and I don’t enter that often. Maybe three times? These cool blogs usually also make a clear point of the technologically superior and ultimately equitable computer program used to chose the winner (the Randomizer! Randomcount.com! the Randalamadingdong!) I imagine this cuts down on their hate mail from the losers non-winners by making it clear that the blogger plays fair.
So I offered my very first blogging giveaway this week — a copy of the book Get Known Before the Book Deal by Christina Katz. I hoped to encourage lots of thought-provoking and intelligent questions for Christina to cover in the follow-up Q&A. It would be a bummer to invite a famous author to a party and then have no one show up. It worked! The questions were great and we all learned something new. I also secretly hoped that the promise of free goods would lure some of the Lurkers out of hiding and into the open to take part in all the fun and frolic that goes on here. I think I may have to give away a Weber grill to do that. Food for thought.
But here’s the deal: I do not know how to use the Randomizer. It sounds like an Abdominizer, or a Lobotimizer. So I used some folded yellow sticky notes, and a kid that has been here ALL DAY pulled the name out of an actual hat. Sounds random to me.
And the winner is……. Judy! It is quite fitting that Judy be the Truly Randomly Chosen Winner since she left one of my very first comments, ever, back when I had three readers, and she had never met me in her life. So Judy, send me your mailing address and the book will be yours!
Send me a bus and I’ll put people on it!
No, that is so not true. I love all those people to the moon and back. I am so lucky to have the opportunity and flexibility to be here with them all summer. Though I might consider getting on that bus myself if I had a new laptop. I’d only be gone a little while.
Maybe I can win one from a blog…?